What Our Guests Are Screaming About
"The Evil Olive Garden is the only place where I truly feel at home. The Rebel Ravioli is like a revolution in my mouth!"
"I used to think pizza was just pizza until I tried the Prankster's Pizza. Now every other pizza just seems like a joke!"
"The Choco-Chaos Cake is a dessert straight from the underworld, and I mean that in the best way possible!"
"I brought my kids here for dinner, and they haven't stopped talking about the Red-Headed Stepchildren's Special. It's like they've found their soul food!"
"The Diabolical Breadsticks are addictive! I may need an exorcism after eating them, but it's totally worth it!"
"I've traveled to Italy, but nothing there compares to the Evil Olive Garden. It's like Italy, but on steroids and with more chaos!"