Evil Olive Garden - Events

Back to Ghoul: Parent's Night In

Achievement Unlocked: Summer Survivalist

You did it. You endured the noise, the mess, the 94 consecutive snack requests. The Trials of Summer have ended, and your reward is... silence. Or close enough.

You've earned five glorious minutes of pasta-induced peace and low-volume childlike ambient screams coming from the back room. Or maybe the kitchen. You're not sure. The food is good enough that you won't care. Isn't that nice?

Join us for a carb-heavy cooldown ritual featuring wine, uninterrupted chewing, and the sweet, sweet absence of background chaos.

Our servers won't judge. They have... witnessed things.

Includes a complimentary snack break for children under 12. Just a snack break. A totally normal snack break. Absolutely no interrogations. Why would you even ask that?

Date: August 20, 2025

Blood Wine Wednesdays

Half off all red wines, poured under the waxing moon. Vampire formalwear encouraged. Come for the drinks, stay for the... ceremony.

Every Wednesday in October

Spaghetti Screams 2025

Warning: This is not your Nonna's pasta night.

Step into a fully immersive dining experience where the sauce is hot, the tension is hotter, and something in the kitchen has started whispering your name. Repeatedly. In Latin. And you don't speak Latin. Yet.

Spaghetti Screams 2025 is our annual culinary catastrophe: a catastrophic blend of haunted theatrics, aggressively themed entrées, and linguine so emotionally volatile it has requested counseling. Twice.

Expect shrieking meatballs. Expect marinara séances. Expect your server to know things about you that you haven't told anyone. Expect that one table to disappear halfway through the evening and never be spoken of again. It's better that way.

Seating is limited. Screaming, moaning, and other involuntary noises are not.
The management is not responsible for messages received through sauce patterns, and does not officially endorse pasta-based prophecy or sexual advances.Date: October 31, 2025

Séance & Spaghetti Night

The energy in the dining room has shifted. It's quieter now. Not calm, exactly, but quieter. The candles are lit. The air smells of garlic and disclosure.

Gather with us for an intimate evening of medium-rare mediumship, where pasta and the paranormal intertwine. Guests are invited to reach across the veil, or at least politely knock on it with a breadstick.

Nonna's presence is, as always, strongly felt. One lucky diner may leave with a spectral recipe etched into their soul. Possibly a gift. Possibly a warning. Possibly... restitution.

Staff are advised not to speculate on anything that may have occurred during the October 31 dinner service.

Date: November 3, 2025

Breadstick Bloodbath: Live!

Competitive dipping. Real marinara. One sauce to rule them all. Bragging rights and your opponent's soul are on the line.

Date: November 17, 2025